strong emotion will delineate AI writing from slop
I think Jack Black makes this point really well; Tenacious D would have never been a serious band because them being a serious band makes them blend in with everything else. They have to have the cussing, the innuendo, the weirdness in order for it to make sense.
And If-You-Let-AI-Do-Your-Writing-I-Will-Come-to-Your-House-and-Kill-You, Sam Kriss makes this same point by continually saying that he will come to your house and kill you if you use AI, a way of making the point that only the strongest most visceral raw emotion in writing will come across as human.
Time to start acting like.